Stick Matches

I feel sorry for people who don't know me.
My patience is too short... to ride your emotional roller coaster (on back**)
If your joints are stiff... you're rolling them too tight. (on back**)
I wish there was a recipe... for shut your pie hole (on back**)
There is always an 'i' in team... it's always the 'a' hole

Approx. 50 matches per box = (factory count is 47-52)